Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is drawn when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma comes first… den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses… they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed pig," she retorts indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola downa lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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