Just tested my IQ on iqtest dot com. I got 133. Apparently 130 or over is in the top 2%, and is considered 'gifted intelligence'. Lol! I don't feel very gifted and my bank balance certainly does not reflect my giftedness!

My Mobiles

Mobile technology changes faster than anything else that we spend our money on. The phone that sits on the table connected to the socket in your house may have happily sat there for 10 years or more before needing to be replaced. But during that ten years it would not be unusual for you to have replaced your mobile phone 5, 6, 7 times or more because you felt that the model that you had was obsolete.

Recently, I began to wonder how many mobile phones I had been through since getting my first one. With the aid of Google, I have discovered that I am on my ninth phone since 1999.

Here they are...

PHILLIPS SAVVY
1999 - 2001

This was my first phone and made me feel like one of the well off people who had owned mobiles for many years before me. I think I bought it in 1999 in the Virgin Megastore at Carlisle. It was rather bulky in the pocket, so was mostly carried around in the hand. I don't think I had much use out of it really, because not many other people that I knew owned a mobile at the time.

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MOTOROLA V2288

2001 - 2003

I had no reason to replace my phone back in 2001, but I used to enter a lot of competitions at the time, and I won this from Computer Shopper magazine. They actually sent me two by accident, so I sold one of them on eBay. This model was a but curvier, and slightly easier to slip into the pocket, but still too bulky really. Someone stole this from my jacket pocket in the Three Tuns one day (I know who it was if you are reading this!). It was returned to me by an honest cleaner who found it in the bin in the toilets on the market. The thief had realized that they couldn't use or sell it because I had pin-locked both the phone and the sim card. I had put a name and address label on the battery.

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ERICCSON T28

2003 - 2004

This was my first contract phone. I liked this little guy. The folding mouthpiece meant that it was much smaller than my previous phones, and despite the external arial, slipped into the pocket easily. It was probably the first phone that went with me everywhere I went.

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SENDO M550

2004 - 2005

My first 'clamshell' phone. A better design than before, with a useful clock display on the outside of the case. It was of rather cheap construction though, with a very plasticy feel to it. i was glad when the contract ran out and I was able to replace this one.

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SAMSUNG SGH-E700

2005 - 2006

These Samsung clamshell phones were an excellent design. The construction felt solid and there was a satisfying click when you opened or closed them. This was my first cameraphone and many a picture was taken using it. it felt good in the hand and fit easily into the pocket.

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SAMSUNG SGH-E715

2006 - 2007

I liked my Samsung so much, that when the time came for a free upgrade I wasn't interested in changing the model too much and just went for the next step up in the Samsung range. Better camera, flash and other improvements still within the same great design.

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SONY-ERICSSON K800i

2007 - 2008

I remember being quite excited about the end of my contract and the prospect of getting the K800i for free, mainly because of the great quality of the camera. It was a little more bulky in the pocket than the clamshells, but it was worth it. This was my first phone that could access the internet too.

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SONY-ERICSSON P1i

2008 - 2010

Another good upgrade. My first touch-screen phone and a qwerty keypad. One of the main reasons I chose this phone was because you could create and edit documents on it. I needed to do this for work at the time, but in truth, I never actually used the phone for this task in the end. 

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NOKIA 5800 XPRESSMUSIC

2010 - 2012

My first fully touchscreen phone. My intention with this one was to put my music on it so that I didn't have to carry a phone and an iPod around while walking. As usual, I didn't get around to it! This was a great phone, but was the only one I ever owned that developed a fault. 

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SAMSUNG GALAXY SII

2012 - Now

So this is my current phone. Back to Samsung, who have probably been my favourite manufacturer, all things considered. This phone is amazing. It is the largest phone I have ever owned, but it also the slimmest - so no problem getting it in the jeans pocket. The screen size is important when using the internet, so it's a different situation than when smaller was better. Carrying the S2 is like carrying a computer in your pocket. I just hope that the large glass screen survives it's 2-year journey in my pocket!

CELERY IS EVIL

How can you celery eaters eat something that tastes of poison? When you crunch celery in your mouth, the resulting taste is the same as when you decide to taste something you found in a hedgerow whilst walking in the countryside, then immediately spit out because all your senses immediately scream at you, "if you swallow this, you will die"!

Remember when you were a kid, and you decided to lick that white sap that comes out when you break a dandelion stem because it looked like milk? THAT'S WHAT CELERY TASTES LIKE!

There must have been some kind of mass-brainwash carried out by celery sellers, because there's no way that a sane person would voluntarily subject themselves to that taste, never mind professing to actually like it!

It wouldn't surprise me at all if scientists were to discover that eating celery causes aids, or cancer, or anything else equally as nasty. And that the people who live to 103 have done so because they never ate celery.

There are many other green things that you can eat if you must, and most of them won't make you pull a face that looks like Andrew Lloyd-Webber when you taste them.

Brian Goodwin, Chairman, The Celery is Poison Awareness Campaign, 2011.

Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring & 1st Anniversary Ring

On July 25, 1980, AC/DC released the 'Back In Black' album. To celebrate its 30th birthday, here are 10 facts you might not be aware of.

1. 'Back In Black' is the biggest selling album by any Australian artist.
2. It is the second biggest selling original album of all time. Only 'Thriller', by Michael Jackson tops it.
3. Despite being the fifth biggest album ever in America, it peaked at a surprisingly low number four on the charts.
4. Although it was apparently performed during warm up shows Belgium and Holland, prior to the 'Back In Black' tour, 'Shake A Leg' has never re-appeared in the band’s live set. This is because it’s in such a high register.
5. The band shot videos for six songs on the album: 'Hells Bells', 'Back In Black', 'What Do You Do For Money Honey', 'You Shook Me All Night Long', 'Let Me Put My Love Into You' & 'Rock And Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution'.
6. In 1985, the infamous Parents Music resource Center (PMRC) published a list of the 15 filthiest songs. 'Let Me Put My Love Into You' made it in at number six. This was supposed to warn people against letting children hear such ‘filth’. Get the feeling the opposite happened? For the record, Prince’s 'Darling Nikki' was number one.
7. Among those to cover 'You Shook Me All Night Long' are Celine Dion, Six Feet Under and Aussie parody singer Richard Cheese.
8. The biggest UK single from the album was 'Rock And Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution', which got to number 15.
9. Malcolm Young actually came up with the riff for the song 'Back In Black' years before it became a song. He used to play it as a warm up.
10. Over the decades, there have been a lot of rumours about Bon Scott’s alleged involvement with the album. These include reports that demoed some of the tracks with the band and that he wrote some of the lyrics.

OK, that’s it. I suggest you now play the great album at annoyingly massive volume.

Camping

Re-aquainted myself with the joys of camping this week after a gap of several years. Must do it more often, but we need a bigger tent!

Ronnie James Dio, RIP

Ronnie James Dio has passed away, after a battle against cancer.In a statement, wife/manager Wendy Dio said: “Today my heart is broken, Ronnie passed away at 7:45 a.m. on May 16. Many, many friends and family were able to say their private goodbyes before he peacefully passed away.

“Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all.
“We so appreciate the love and support that you have all given us.
“Please give us a few days of privacy to deal with this terrible loss.
“Please know he loved you all and his music will live on forever.”

An all time great, Dio was born in 1942. He first released a record in 1958 under the band name of Rinnie & The Red Caps. But he first made his name in the early 1970s with Elf. From there, he achieved legendary status with Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio and Heaven & Hell. Dio was also the person who brought the devil horn sign into metal, when he joined Sabbath.

Last year, the iconic vocalist was diagnosed with stomach cancer, but it was felt this had been caught early enough to ensure successful treatment. And Heaven & Hell even booked a series of summer festival dates in the UK and Europe.

However, these were cancelled earlier this month, when it became obvious that Dio simply wasn’t well enough.

Tributes have poured in from the world of rock and metal. Here are just a selection:

Ritchie Blackmore – “Ronnie had a unique and wonderful voice. He will be sadly missed in the rock and roll world”.

Lars Ulrich – “Dear Ronnie,
“I just got off stage in Zagreb. I was met with the news that you’ve passed on. I’m kind of in shock, but I wanted you to know that you were one of the main reasons I made it onto that stage to begin with.
“When I first saw you in Elf, opening for Deep Purple in 1975, I was completely blown away by the power in your voice, your presence on stage, your confidence, and the ease with which you seemed to connect to 6,000 Danish people and one starry-eyed 11-year-old, most of whom were not familiar with Elf’s music. The following year, I was so psyched when I heard the results of you joining forces with my favourite guitar player. You guys sounded so right for each other and I instantly became Rainbow’s #1 fan in Denmark.
“In the fall of 1976, when you played your first show in Copenhagen, I was literally in the front row and the couple of times we made eye contact you made me feel like the most important person in the world. The news that you guys were staying in town on your day off somehow embedded itself in my brain and I made the pilgrimage to the Plaza Hotel to see if I could somehow grab a picture, an autograph, a moment, anything. A few hours later you came out and were so kind and caring… pictures, autographs and a couple minutes of casual banter. I was on top of the world, inspired and ready for anything. Rainbow came to Copenhagen a couple more times over the next few years and each time you guys blew my mind, and for a good three years were my absolute favourite band on this planet.
“Over the years I’ve been fortunate enough to run into you a half dozen times or so and each time you were as kind, caring and gracious as you were in 1976 outside the hotel.
“When we finally got a chance to play together in Austria in 2007, even though I may not have let on, I was literally transformed back to that little snot-nosed kid who you met and inspired 31 years earlier and it was such a fucking honour and a dream come true to share a stage with you and the rest of the legends in Heaven & Hell.
“A couple of weeks ago when I heard that you were not going to be able to make it to the Sonisphere shows that we would be sharing this June, I wanted to call you and let you know that I was thinking of you and wish you well, but I kind of pussied out, thinking the last thing you needed in your recovery was feeling obligated to take a phone call from a Danish drummer/fan boy. I wish I’d made that call.
“We will miss you immensely on the dates, and we will be thinking of you with great admiration and affection during that run. It seemed so right to have you out on tour with the so-called ‘Big Four’ since you obviously were one of the main reasons that the four bands even exist.
“Your ears will definitely be burning during those two weeks because all of us will be talking, reminiscing and sharing stories about how knowing you has made our lives that much better.
“Ronnie, your voice impacted and empowered me, your music inspired and influenced me, and your kindness touched and moved me. Thank you.
“Much love.”

Kiss – “We mourn the tragic passing of the great Ronnie James Dio. In addition to his powerhouse vocal ability, Ronnie was a true gentleman who always emanated great warmth and friendship to us and everyone around him. We will miss him.”

Judas Priest – “We are filled with great sadness at the terrible news about our friend Ronnie James Dio.
“Our condolences and love go to Wendy and Ronnie’s family.
“Ronnie was a wonderful man and will be sorely missed.”

Slash – “His music will live for eternity”.

David Coverdale – “So very sad to hear of Ronnie’s passing… My thoughts, prayers and condolence to his family and friends”.

Scott Ian – “Rest in peace, Ronnie James Dio. Horns at half mast. Such a huge loss…
“So many memories of Ronnie. Toured together many times. He always had a kind word and a smile and he LOVED the Yankees.
“In 2004 on the Dio/Anthrax tour I would get the Yankee score every inning for Ronnie while he was on stage. He was so into it.
“Saw Black Sabbath on the ‘Black & Blue’ tour (Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult) at Madison Square Garden, in 1980. First row centre.
“Ronnie was king of the world. Top three shows of all time.”

Twisted Sister – “The members of Twisted Sister, along with millions of metal fans around the world, mourn the death of our friend Ronnie James Dio. Ronnie not only was a giant in the worldwide metal scene, but he was also one of the nicest people you would ever want to meet. Beginning in 1983 when we first toured with Ronnie in Canada, and continuing over the last seven years when we played dozens of festivals around the world, Ronnie was one of the most supportive and gracious members of the music community.”

Glenn Hughes – “It is a very sad day today… I have lost a very dear friend.
“Ronnie was a true leader of heavy metal… an icon and a visionary… There will never be another like him.
“Ronnie gave me wisdom, and showed me great compassion when he was in Elf, all those years ago, when we were on tour together in my time in Deep Purple. He was a beautiful soul, kind, considerate and a wonderful teacher.
“Some day I’ll be bringing your microphone up there with me, and we’ll sing a song, and share a Vindaloo together…
“I’ll miss, you mate.”

Sebastian Bach – “Crying right now in remembrance of my hero and friend, Ronnie James Dio.
“Dio died this morning and he was a major, major part of my life. I got to do shows with him and work with him and I loved Dio my whole life.
“Thanks so much.
“The world has lost one of the best.
“Your last album was your best. Of course.”

Tony Iommi - "Yesterday 16th May my dear, dear friend Ronnie James Dio passed away at 7.45am LA time. I’ve been in total shock I just can’t believe he’s gone. Ronnie was one of the nicest people you could ever meet, we had some fantastic times together. Ronnie loved what he did, making music and performing on stage. He loved his fans so much. He was a kind man and would put himself out to help others. I can honestly say it’s truly been an honor to play at his side for all these years, his music will live on forever. Our thoughts are with Wendy Dio who stood by Ronnie until the end, he loved her very much. The man with the magic voice is a star amongst stars, a true professional. I’ll miss you so much my dear friend. RIP - Tony"

Iron Maiden - “It is with huge sadness we hear that Ronnie has lost his battle against stomach cancer, and our heartfelt condolences go out to his wife Wendy and family at this terrible time. From his earlier years in Elf, Black Sabbath and Dio, right through to his most recent days fronting Heaven and Hell, Ronnie, time and again, proved his genius as a frontman, always giving his all to his fans and his music. Ronnie was not only an incredibly gifted singer but also a wonderfully warm, intelligent and generous person and this shone through both on and off stage leaving a positive mark on everyone he came into contact with. A longstanding friend of Maiden, we played many shows together over the years and we will all miss him greatly.
“The world has lost an irreplaceable talent and, first and foremost, one of the finest human beings you could ever wish to meet.”
Steve, Bruce, Adrian, Dave, Janick, Nicko and Rod

Lemmy - "I'm truly upset, especially since he seemed to be rallying at the Golden Gods show."Bon Voyage, Ronnie. Rest in peace. "I'm devastated"

Brian May - “It's a shock to hear that Ronnie has gone. Even though we had all known he was battling with cancer for some time, he was such a wiry fighter, and of such an amazingly optimistic nature, I think I assumed he would go on forever.
“Well, he fought to the very end ... was gearing up to go back out on tour ... I know this will be a very hard blow for my friend Tony Iommi. When I last saw Ronnie in Los Angeles, he was as full of life and positivity as anybody I've ever known ... and sang up a storm with Heaven and Hell in the Universal Amphitheatre. In my opinion, Ronnie was one of the creators of the genre of Heavy Metal. I'm not an expert on his work - there are many people much more knowledgeable than me ... but our paths crossed many times over the years, and I had clear glimpses of his unique spirit and personality. He was in many ways the antithesis of the current mould of TV-bred singers. He had no apparent desire for fame, in the sense that so many X-factor contestants seem to. He was not a TV face, a 'celebrity'. He just loved doing what he did. So, to his millions of fans, there was an unquestionable feeling of reality to his persona, his song-writing, and his performances. His lyric-writing was very distinctive, and set a style in Heavy Metal which has influenced many bands over the years. To me, it was as if his mind operated in layers - on the surface, a hard-working honest singer, with a great humanity and strong sense of humour - and underneath, in the world of his songs, his subconscious seemed to be populated by hobgoblins of all kinds, and palpable evil forever on the march. His lyrics, dark and mysterious, in tune with the Metal ethos, always represented the sword of goodness in triumph over evil. I don't know if he invented the Devil-Horn Salute, but he was certainly the man who, more than ever, made it a universal symbol, a world wide salute of Metal. He was universally loved in the community of Rock Music, and will be sorely missed.”

Nikki Sixx - “Rest in Peace Ronnie. You inspired millions of us.”

Steve Vai - "Dio was a shining light of rock/metal authenticity. He was a completely dedicated artist with massive talent. It's likely that his vital contributions will continue to inspire well into the future. He is now legend. But more than all this, Ronnie was a really cool guy. I mean reeeally cool.
"God bless you, brutha."

Ozzy Osbourne - "I was very saddened to hear of the passing of Ronnie James Dio. Metal has truly lost one of its greatest voices. My heart goes out to his family and to his many fans."

Graham Bonnett - "It was a horrible day yesterday.
"I want to thank him for being a good friend, and drawing the map for me, when I was in doubt of the role I would play in RAINBOW.
"My musical background was so different from his but I listened and learned the way to be a replacement, as such and followed the master of hard rock singing, and the name he used to call me — 'Gray'... the only American that abbreviated my name that way. It was funny to hear..."Thanks, Ron!! And Wendy, I know, will keep him in her heart forever."My love goes out to him and his family...
"Only one Ronnie!"

Queensryche - "Ronnie James Dio was undoubtedly one of heavy metal's greatest performers and will continue to influence the world of heavy metal forever. He was certainly a very big influence on QUEENSRŸCHE and along the way became a cherished friend too. We will all miss him greatly, but Ronnie will live on every time we raise our metal horns high! The man on the silver mountain will always be our rainbow in the dark."